Friday, August 21, 2015

Dinosaurs Are Dangerous!

Today's not-an-Onion story, "The day I removed a toy dinosaur from a woman's vagina".

There are very few jobs in which one gets paid to say things like, "I don’t advise inserting children’s toys during sexual activity, however if you do choose to masturbate with a toy dinosaur, I recommend buying your own, and perhaps putting it in a condom, or tying a leash to its foot."